does kermit the frog’s cover of wrecking ball still have the most plays on my itunes because it does right now
films with teens driving around the city at night and falling in love with each other to cool soundtracks would be great if they weren’t all so damn heterosexual where’s my fuckin mediocre lesbian indie movie with shitty rock music and and they fall in love and wear each other’s hoodies where the FUCK is my FUCKGjng
i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls
when I was born Sappho’s spirit gently floated into my room & sweetly bopped my nose & that’s why I’m so gay
beth you’re so gay that it’s more likely sappho just full on decked you in the face
Sappho decked me as a baby bc she saw that I was real competition
if your friend is sick and you don’t get into a submarine and shrink yourself down and enter their body to help cure them ….are you really friends?
| me: | *lays down in my bed* |
| my entire body: | YES! YES! YES THANK YOU GOD!!!!!! YES YES YES YE |